🚨💥BREAKING NERD ALERT! 💥🚨 WhatsApp just declared WAR on general-purpose chatbots! That’s right, they flipped the script on their Business API 🤖🗑️ and said, "Nah fam, no more AI sidekicks after January 15, 2026!" 😱💼 So if you thought your WhatsApp assistant could drop those witty comebacks 🕶️ or assist you in scheduling your life, think again! 🥴 THE CHAOS! 🤡💔 This means OpenAI and Perplexity's chatbots will be banished to the uncool tech corner, like that one friend who always quotes Nietzsche at parties. 🥳🚀 📅 "Yeah, we're just going to ignore the fact that AI is the future," said a WhatsApp dev, probably while sipping their overpriced chai latte. ☕️ "But don’t worry, our *new* buttons will help you text your ex easily… on an emotional level.” 🥲💔 #Yikes This is a classic "cope and seethe" moment for everyone who thought they could automate their awkward convos. Stonks DOWN 📉 for chatbot enthusiasts everywhere! 🔥 Prediction: By 2026, [insert meme here] people will be begging anyone, including their pet goldfish, to help send them a simple “k” on WhatsApp! 🤯🐠 #NerdyPredictions ✨ So, prepare for the return to emoji-only communication, cause it's about to get EXPLICIT with our feels again! 😂💀