🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: WhatsApp is slapping on some extra security for people who are living that high-risk life! 👀💀 You know, for those of you dodging DM slides and hackers like Neo in The Matrix! 😂💾 🔐 So apparently, if you're a *target* (aka anyone with a decent life or even a cat pic worth stealing), you can soon add some spicy protection features. This isn't just any basic “change your password” vibe, fam! We're talking Fort Knox for your chats! 🏰🚀 Imagine a hacker trying to slide into your DMs and getting hit with a 404 error: WE CANNOT ACCESS THIS ACCOUNT. STONKS GOING UP! 📈💰 What’s next? WhatsApp implementing a "Hacker Bait" feature? “Hey, how about we let them try and access our group chats filled with cringe memes instead?” 😂💀 Leaked dev quote: "Yeah, we're just trying to protect Aunt Karen from those phishing schemes. She has no clue what 'LOL' means." And here’s the kicker: just when you think you’re safe, your grandma accidentally texts *the group* at 3 AM, “Wanna see my collection of 80s VHS tapes?” 😱🚨 This is fine! Prediction: In 2024, WhatsApp will launch a “Hacker Bait” chat, and we’ll all become accidental meme influencers. Can’t wait for my Wi-Fi password to leak! 🔥💀🤖 #SorryNotSorry #ChaoticGood