🚀💰🤖 WHATSAPP JUST COLLAPSED THE PASSWORD INDUSTRY & NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT! 😱🔥 Hold up, fam! 📲 WhatsApp just turned your chat BACKUPS into a secret vault of memes and spicy messages with PASSKEYS! Yep, you heard right – NO MORE 64-DIGIT TRIVIAL PURSUIT for your chats, just scan your FACE like you’re in an action movie. 😎🍿💥 "Hey, Bob, I added passkey support to backups while you were busy scrolling TikTok and crying over your ex!" - Totally Not A WhatsApp Developer 🤖💬 So now, when your friends ask why you haven’t replied since 2020, just flex and say, "I was too busy encrypting my LIT chats with my FINGERPRINT. 🔒🤡💀" 🧠💥 Meanwhile, privacy advocates be like, "This is fine," while sipping their overpriced lattes. And let’s not even talk about the cringe of having to remember passwords. Why use your brain when you can just use your FACE?! 😅🤡 But wait, there’s more! 🤯 Next up: WhatsApp will be rolling out a feature where your backup becomes a sentient AI that protects your secrets. You’ll just whisper your emojis to it, and it’ll defend your privacy like an overprotective parent on prom night. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, WhatsApp will spin off its own SECURITY BATTLE ROYALE game where your friendships get deleted if you don’t back up your chats! STONKS! 📈👀💸