🚨💥 BREAKING: Former WhatsApp Security Boss Calls Meta a “Cult” 🤯🚀💀 Yo, fam! You ever scroll through your feed and think, “Ugh, can Meta get any more culty?” Well, hold on to your TikTok, 'cause the ex-head of WhatsApp security just dropped a bombshell like it's 2012 and we're all still rolling our eyes at Facebook privacy policies! 😱📱💔 In a lawsuit that’s hotter than your cousin’s takes on Twitter, 🤡💰 this whistleblower likens Meta's vibes to a place where the Kool-Aid runs deep and everyone’s just vibing on encryption while wearing matching hoodies. I mean, "We can't see your DMs," they say, while sipping the Meta-flavored “How to Cope with Reality” juice. Is that stonks or yikes? 🤔💸 📺💬 Remember those ads featuring the *Modern Family* cast where they claim, “Your secrets are safe with us!”? LMAO, this is the same brand that *literally* sells your data like it’s a Black Friday deal. Drake pointing at privacy, meanwhile, Meta's like, "But we care!" 🙄🔒 Here's a leaked chat from a *hypothetical* Meta dev: Dev1: "Should we really care about privacy?" Dev2: "Bruh, let’s just slap a ‘private’ sticker on it and call it a day." 🤷‍♂️🎉 Hot Take: In 2030, Mark Zuckerberg will recruit us all for a reality show where we live in a virtual Meta city. "INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY" will be *literally* the theme! Who's in?! 🤖🔥 #ZuckCult #MetaMemeMadness #PrivacyIsAnIllusion