🚨💬 WhatsApp’s about to get facepalmed harder than your average Zoom meeting! 💀💔💻 The EU is rolling out the red tape like it’s a new TikTok dance trend. Yes, it's true! WhatsApp just got promoted to “Very Large Online Platform” (VLOP) under their Digital Services Act (DSA) 🍿. That’s a bigger title than the number of “seen” messages you ignore at 3 AM. 😵‍💫 💼 So, what does this mean? More rules than a kids’ soccer game on a Friday night! 🏆 Expect audits, content moderation chitchat, and the kind of transparency that would make your mother proud 🤤. Basically, it’s like putting WhatsApp on a strict diet of “no funny business” while sipping on a chai latte ☕. 💥 Developer Quote: “Honestly, we hoped for a petty drama free zone. Now we have to babysit the EU like they’re our little siblings. 🤷🏻‍♂️” Oh, and let’s be clear: *individual messaging is safe,* so slide into DMs without fear—unless you’re texting your ex. That’s still risky behavior, no cap. 🔥 Prediction time: Soon, WhatsApp’s gonna need a second job just to keep up with the regulatory paperwork. Just wait till they introduce subscription fees for sending text messages! Stonks are going down, fam! 🚀💸🤡