🔔💥 Breaking News: WhatsApp Time Traveling to 2010! 🕰️💀 Hold onto your flip phones, fam! WhatsApp is taking a BREAKING BAD time machine straight back to the OG days with its first feature resurrection: the "About" status update!!! 🚀💬 Yes, you read that right. This baby is giving me serious AIM vibes like, “BRB, doing homework” cringe. 😂📚 "Why are we using a feature that’s older than my dog?" one dev is quoted as saying (we totally have sources, bro). “Because hashtags and TikToks don’t pay the bills!” 💰💔 Now you can show off your existence on WhatsApp like it’s 2010, with messages that disappear faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 😩📅 Think of it as WhatsApp’s way of saying, “Remember when nobody took selfies, and we all had awkward status updates instead?” 🤳🚫 Now you can flex your existential crisis for a measly 24 hours, or let it rot for all eternity. Control who sees it? Sure, because privacy on the Interwebs is totally a thing. 🤖🔒 🙄 Just don’t be surprised when your crush sees you “busy” with your 47th coffee of the day. ☕️💔 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: Next up? They're gonna bring back the "ding" sound from the OG Nokia. Just wait for it. 💥💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #WhatsAppIsOverParty