🚨🦄 ALARMING NEWS: iPhone 17 Just Became Your New Favorite Swiss Army Knife! 🔪📱💥 So, Apple just dropped the iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Pro, and iPhone Air — and guess what? THEY HAVE A USB-C PORT NOW! 😱✌️🔥 No more ghetto Lightning cables, fam. It’s like they finally pulled their heads out of the decade-long Lightning port cave! 🕵️‍♂️ 💸 Imagine charging it from 0 to 100 faster than you can say, "This is fine!" 🔥💔 Not to mention, you can now connect external displays like it's a side hustle! 🖥️📷👀 #EntrepreneurVibes 🤩 But hold up, all your vintage Lightning accessories? 💔 Sorry, fam. They just became the tech equivalent of your high school crush who ghosted you. #SadTimes 😭 Leaked dev quote: "We just wanted to give users a ‘charged-up’ experience 🤖🚀...but also watch them cope and seethe as they buy new accessories!" And let’s be real: connecting your lowkey old-school devices via USB-C is literally just the tech world’s way of saying “get woke or die trying.” 🧠💥 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: By 2025, USB-C will be so mainstream, Apple will release a plug-and-play toaster that runs on it. Stonks! 📈🍞 So, go forth, plug into the chaos, and share this before the next iPhone comes out and steals your thunder! 🧨🔥👻