💥🔥 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Meta's newest plot twist: former WhatsApp security lord, Attaullah Baig, is throwing the ultimate shade in court! 🏛️💅 Apparently, while we were busy scrolling and *flexing* on IG, Meta was actually letting its employees play peek-a-boo with our DMs! 🤭💼 Baig’s like, "Yo, Zuck! You ever heard of cybersecurity? 🤖💀" But Zuck was too busy building his Metaverse *dreamscape* to care. 😵‍💫 Real life in the Matrix, am I right? *Drake Pointing* to the "this is fine" meme while sipping his overpriced oat milk latte. ☕😎 #MetaverseProblems Cecilia Kang of the New York Times says Baig claims Meta ignored "critical security flaws." 👀 Listen, fam, if your security is about as solid as that "icode" someone coded in their mom's basement, ya gotta rethink your life choices. 💸💔 "Leaked quote from a Meta dev: 'If they can access user data, why not let them? I mean, have you seen the stonks drop? We gotta make the shareholders happy! 💣💥'" So here's the hot take 🔥: In three years, WhatsApp will be *literally* a chatroom for alternate timelines where Mark Zuckerberg is a benevolent wizard. 🧙‍♂️✨ Or, you know, it might just implode like a poorly coded app. Either way, we’re here for the chaos! 🤡💣