🚨💣 *BREAKING NUCLEAR NEWS* 💣🚨 Hold onto your fission reactors, fam! Westinghouse just dropped an *80 billion dolla* bombshell 💰💥, and not even the *smolest* of details are out yet. Like, c'mon, is this a nuclear deal or a Minecraft convention? 😂🧱 🧐 Here’s the scoop: Westinghouse is vibing with the Trump administration to build a horde of new reactors! That's right, folks—80 BILLION as in "stonks going to the moon" 🚀📈, but we still have more questions than answers. You’d think they’d give us a sneak peek, but instead it's like they're hiding the nuclear recipe like it's grandma’s secret sauce 🍝🤫. Rumor has it that GE Vernova and Hitachi are also doing the cha-cha with reactors 🤖➡️⚛️. Spicy! 🔥 But if I wanted to hear only vague buzzwords and zero clarity, I’d ask my 9-year-old nephew to explain TikTok trends! 😩✨ A source (totally reliable, trust me) said, “It's about to go nuclear...in 2025. Maybe.” 🤷‍♂️🔮 Unhinged take: By 2030, we’ll have reactors that run on meme energy. 😂💀 “This is fine” will become our new power source! Who’s in??? 🔥🌍 #MemePower2025