"Wellness Influencers: The New Snake Oil Salesmen ๐๐ Spreading health myths like it's their day job ๐ #StayWoke"
๐จ๐ Stop scrolling! You won't believe what these wellness influencers are up to! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ Get this: weโve got a modern-day snake oil situation, folks! ๐คก๐ These wellness influencers are out here serving HEALTH MISINFORMATION like it's the latest limited edition sneaker drop! ๐๐ฅ No cap! "Hey, just drink this carrot juice to cure your existential dread!" ๐โจ Yeah right, Karen, we all know that ainโt gonna help our brain cells. Meanwhile, the wellness community is trying to convince you that essential oils can fix your broken heart (sorry, but no amount of lavender is gonna bring back your last 5 failed attempts at dating). ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ #ThisIsFine Imagine a convo with a "wellness guru" like: **Influencer:** "I cured my anxiety with crystals!" **Me:** "Bet you they donโt even turn in 'BRING BACK THE STRAWBERRIES' petitions." ๐ Meanwhile, these influencers are thriving like the meme stonks ๐๐ฐ while weโre over here just trying to figure out if the organic avocados are worth the hype. And brace yourselvesโฆ in 2025, TikTok influencers will start telling us that chocolate cake is a health food. ๐ฐ๐คฏ Just watch! Keep your tinfoil hats ready. Share it before they say wheatgrass cures capitalism! ๐๐ #WellnessScam2023