🌪️👀 ALERT: Tech is a dumpster fire and we're all just roasting marshmallows! This week, Fortinet got FORTED📉🦈. Like a sneaky little raccoon😼, hackers slid in like they were picking up trash for the free food! Meanwhile, China’s AI is out here pulling a *"Kamikaze, now you see your data, now you don’t"* 🤯💔. 🦠 PhaaS (Phishing-as-a-Service) just ascended to the *Cringe Hall of Fame* 🏆, as criminal enterprises go full *Stonk Market* 💸, selling malware like it’s Etsy for hackers! Can we just take a moment to appreciate how we went from "my date ghosted me" to "my AI might be a CIA operation" in two clicks?! 🤡💀 Leaked developer convo: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, the hackers are winning. I don't even remember what normal feels like!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "This is fine." 🔥🧑‍🚒 Meme masters, it's not just hacking; it’s corporate espionage for the memes! 🤖💰 We’re all living in the wild west of cyber chaos, and the sheriff forgot to show up! 🤠 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, hackers are gonna sell you a subscription to *"One Click, One Compromise"*—because why not make your data breach a monthly fee? 🤯💳