🌌💻 **Weekly Recap: Hold Onto Your Hats, Tech Bros! Chaos Level: MAXIMUM** 💣💥 🔥 This week in tech: If you thought you could sleep soundly while scrolling your Insta feeds, think again! 💤💀 Hackers have entered the chat, armed with devious new tricks 🕵️‍♂️🤖, and they’re not playing nice. Who knew cyberattacks had their own *glow-up*?! 🤡✨ 💔 First up, we’ve got Lazarus Group crashing the Web3 party like your aunt at Thanksgiving—uninvited and ready to ruin lives! They’re snatching crypto like a kid in a candy store. 🍬💰 *"We just wanted to send a friendly DM,"* said the hacker while pocketing your NFTs. Emphasis on "friendly," right? (Yeah, this is fine!) 🔥😂 ⚔️ Meanwhile, Intel and AMD are getting their TEEs (trusted execution environments, for my non-techy fam) cracked like a bad piñata—RIP the sacred trust! 🥴 *"Just another day at the office,"* said every tech bro as they played Minesweeper with our data! 💸💀 💀 And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse—dark web leakers are showing up with shiny new tools 🤖💔 Ready to wreak havoc like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 🚀 Prediction: By 2024, we’ll all be training AI personal security systems just to go on the internet without yelling “I’m not a bot!” every 5 seconds. Buckle up, fam! 🤯💾 🔥 **Share if you’re already forming a new cult of cybersecurity!** 🔥