🔥🚨 WELCOME TO THE CYBER CHAOS CIRCUS! 🎪🤡 This week’s recap is hotter than a hacker on a caffeine-fueled coding spree! ☕️💻 First up, we got Oracle getting roasted harder than my last attempt at making a soufflé. They’re rolling out a 0-day like it’s a hot new TikTok dance – NO CAP! 💀🙈 "It’s fine," said the Oracle devs, as they lit their keyboards on fire. 🚒🔥 Next, BitLocker went full-on Michael Scott with a bypass that had security peeps like CHILLING in the corner. 🥴 “This is fine,” they said, while data leaks looked like a scene from a horror movie! 😱💸 And don’t even get me started on VMScape. I thought it was a new Netflix series, but turns out it’s a platform that's ready to pop off on your cloud setup – FOR FREE! 🤯💰 Meanwhile, WhatsApp dropped a worm that’s sneakier than your ex sliding into the DMs. “At least it wasn’t a rat,” said one dev, “we're calling it a feature! 😂🪳” 💥💡 Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be defending our homes with virtual firewalls made from cat memes. Mark my words! 😺🔒 Share if you want to survive the cyber apocalypse! 🚀👾 #StayWoke #TechTok