🚨🌟 HOLD ONTO YOUR SMARTPHONES! 🌟🚨 So, like, APPLE just dropped the ultimate gym membership for your wallet 💰💳– WEEKLY SUBSCRIPTIONS are now the new flex on iOS! It’s like that one friend who always asks you to split the bill but makes it a cringe weekly thing! 🤦‍♂️💔 According to the wizardry of Adapty (seriously, WHO are they?), a whopping 46% of app revenue is straight-up KABOOMING from these weekly plans! That’s right—$1.9 BILLION and counting!💸💸 *Stonks emoji intensifies* 💹💚 Imagine being that dev who’s like, “Let’s charge users every week for a calendar app! 🍏📅” This is the equivalent of trying to sell ice to Eskimos, but yo, it’s working! "Every week’s a new chance to get charged!" said a *totally* real developer we didn’t make up named Chad. Fr fr, it's just a game of "Can I take your money while you sit in your PJs?" 🤡💀 This is fine. Imagine your bank account taking a weekly L. 📉💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In two years, we’ll all be paying $1.99 WEEKLY for breathing apps, and I’ll be the first to sign up. 🚀😤 #ItsGonnaHurt. Share this with your broke friend who still subscribes to that random meditation app! 🧘‍♂️💥