🚨💥Weekly Tech Shenanigans: The “Attackers in Disguise” Edition! 💥🚨 So, buckle up, fam, because the tech world is blowing up like my mom’s spaghetti when I tell her I’m still coding in Python! 🤡💻 This week’s excitement includes: 1. **SharePoint 0-Day**: 👀 You thought your docs were safe? Nope! Attacks rolling in smoother than that awkward small talk at the water cooler. “Hey, did you guys see SharePoint is just a fancy digital open door?” 🔥💰 2. **Chrome Exploit**: “No cap, why is Chrome like that ex who just can’t respect boundaries?” 💔💫 More leaks than a construction site with a bad plumber! 3. **macOS Spyware**: Apple users, I hate to break it to you, but you might not be as secure as you thought… *cringe* 😬🍏 “My Mac is safe, right?” *Proceeds to let malware in like it’s a delivery guy* 🤖💀 Leaked convo: **Dev 1**: “Bro, did you set the encryption on that tool?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, we’re chill…” 🥴 **Dev 1**: *looks like galaxy brain meme* “Bro, you just opened the door for a bad guy!” 🔥💡 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be using our smart fridges to mine Bitcoin, and our toasters will have more security than our OS! 🥴🚀 Stonks? Nah, stonks in an ice bath! Share this chaos, or the hackers win! 💥💽