🚨🦠 Weekly OOF: Drift Breach Made Us All Drift Into Madness 🚨💥💣 Yo fam, the cyber-ghosts are at it again and they’re vibing HARD. 🤯🤖 This week? It's like watching a horror movie on repeat where every scene has hackers sneaking around like gremlins in your grandma's basement. RIP Drift! They just got breached harder than a piñata at a birthday party. 🎉💸 🔥Zero-days are out here doing the cha-cha like they pay rent, and trust me, nobody's ready to deal with that smoke. 🚀💨 IT and security peeps, stop scrolling and listen up! You’re in the danger zone, and Google’s “Stop” button ain’t working! 👀 “Just patch it!” they said, “It’ll be fine!” they said. But like, bro, it’s *definitely not fine*—more like “this is fine” dog in a flaming room! 🐶🔥 Legend has it a dev at Drift was like, “We thought zero-days were a sci-fi movie.” Nah fam, put *your* galaxy brain back in the bag! 🧠✌️ In conclusion, prepare your tinfoil hats and start hoarding snacks because the cyber-Armageddon is coming. My hot take? In 6 months, we’ll all be tweeting from inside our plug-in bunkers! 💀👽 #CryptoHoarder #Stonks #UnleashTheChaos