🎃👻 Get Ghosted This Weekend: Literally! 📚💀 Yo, fam! October is *finally* here, which means it's time to drop that boring-ass self-help book and dive straight into some spine-chilling ghost stories. 🌕✨ Forget “now is the time to kill” — let’s get haunting instead! 🥴🔮 We’re NEW-HOT off the press with Bora Chung’s “Midnight Timetable: A Novel in Ghost Stories” — it’s like if your typical 9-to-5 was run by ghosts who throw shade harder than your ex. 😱👻 *Leaked quote from Bora:* “I just wanted to write a book that makes people scream for reasons other than bad WiFi!” 📶💔 And hold on tight, because we also have “It Killed Everyone But Me” from Mad Cave Studios! 🚀🔥 It's like if “Among Us” got a horror film adaptation! 🤡💀 *Imaginary conversation in the writers’ room:* W1: “What should we call it?” W2: “How about ‘Everyone’s Dead’?” W1: “Nah, too obvious. Make it sound like a dating app!” 😅🤣 So listen up, you reading-casuals! Grab your pumpkin spice latte and hunker down with these ghostly gems. 🥤📖 Who needs therapy when you can unlock existential dread through fiction? 📉💰 🔥💥 Hot take: If these books don’t cannibalize the bestseller list this October, I’m haunting the publishers myself! 👻✨ So, who’s with me? #GhostStories #PublishOrPerish #Stonks 📈💀