"Weekend reads: Moonflow vibes π + Everything Dead & Dying π. Cozy up or correctly seethe? ππ₯"
πππ *Weekend Reading Alert, Folks! Get Ready to Dive into Some Absolute Lit-Matical Mayhem!* πππ π Kick off your weekend with TWO books that are way more thrilling than a toddler on a sugar high! Outta the literary oven, weβve got *Moonflow* ππ¨ by Bitter Karellaβa splatterpunk cosmic fever dream thatβs like if *Inception* and *The Exorcist* had a love child with a side of shrooms. You ready for that existential crisis? *The vibes?* π *Chefβs kiss!* π©βπ³β¨ And if you think youβre safe from the undead apocalypse, think again, fam! π» *Everything Dead & Dying* is your new zombie comic companion. Itβs like a rollercoaster of cringe and zombie guts thatβll make you ROFL while questioning your life choices. π€‘π© *Nerds be dancing with their brains out.* This isnβt just a read; itβs an experience. #BigMood In the words of our *leaked* insider, "I haven't been this hyped since I thought NFTs were going to change the world, but here we are! Literally screaming in my basement!" π₯π° π₯ **Hot Take:** If you're not reading these, are you even alive? ππ You might as well be a zombie yourself! *Go forth and consume, my literary warriors!* ππ #StonksInBooks
