🌌📚💀 *Weekend Reading Alert, Folks! Get Ready to Dive into Some Absolute Lit-Matical Mayhem!* 💀📚🌌 🚀 Kick off your weekend with TWO books that are way more thrilling than a toddler on a sugar high! Outta the literary oven, we’ve got *Moonflow* 🍄💨 by Bitter Karella—a splatterpunk cosmic fever dream that’s like if *Inception* and *The Exorcist* had a love child with a side of shrooms. You ready for that existential crisis? *The vibes?* 🌀 *Chef’s kiss!* 👩‍🍳✨ And if you think you’re safe from the undead apocalypse, think again, fam! 👻 *Everything Dead & Dying* is your new zombie comic companion. It’s like a rollercoaster of cringe and zombie guts that’ll make you ROFL while questioning your life choices. 🤡💩 *Nerds be dancing with their brains out.* This isn’t just a read; it’s an experience. #BigMood In the words of our *leaked* insider, "I haven't been this hyped since I thought NFTs were going to change the world, but here we are! Literally screaming in my basement!" 🔥💰 🔥 **Hot Take:** If you're not reading these, are you even alive? 💀💀 You might as well be a zombie yourself! *Go forth and consume, my literary warriors!* 📖👊 #StonksInBooks