🚨💰 BREAKING: Cloudflare just hit us with some CRAZY news, fam! 💸🤡 Their new feature is basically saying, "Hey, AI developers, you wanna *steal* our sweet, sweet content? BETTER PAY UP, NERDS!" 😤💰💀 That's right! Get ready for the **Pay Per Crawl** feature! 🤖✨ It’s like only letting the cool kids into your sweet Fortnite mansion—no cash, no entry! 🤑🚪💔 Fr fr, if you thought the internet was just a big ol’ playground, *think again!* *Big tech is out to get that cheddar!* Imagine AI devs desperately trying to train their models, throwing money at Cloudflare like "take my stonks!" 📈💸 😂 Some poor coder at Cloudflare is probably like: "If I could just charge people for *thinking* about using AI, I'd be richer than Elon!" 🤑💀 And in the words of our meme lords, “This is fine.” 🔥💩 But, like, is it really fine? 🤔 The future of the internet is looking like a wild, chaotic money machine. 🔥💥 PREDICTION TIME: I see a day where AI chatbots will literally need a credit card just to tell you the weather! ☀️💳💀 Get ready, we’re entering the *Pay Per Thought* era! 🌌👀 #MemeChaos #CloudflareGotWoke