🚀💫 BREAKING: James Webb Telescope just dropped the ultimate cosmic mixtape—NEW MOON DISCOVERED AROUND URANUS! 🌙👀💥 That's right, the musical planet just added a lit 29th moon to its squad. It’s like the TikTok of the solar system, always bringing us the freshest content! 🔥🔥 A *tiny* 6-mile-wide speck, this ghost moon is literally riding the orbit like it’s at a wild space rave! 🎉💃👽 Here’s a hot-off-the-press leaked convo between a NASA developer and their caffeine-fueled intern: **Dev:** "What's the moon’s name?" **Intern:** "Uranus' Moon 29?" **Dev:** "Nah, bro, way too cringe. Let’s just call it 'Frenemy' until IAU decides." **Intern:** "Bet." 😅 Over 35,000 miles away from Uranus (sounds like my last road trip), the new moon's orbit is a literal work of art. 🎨🪐 But what’s next? This is just the beginning; maybe one day we’ll find a moon full of life like in one of those hypebeast sci-fi shows! Prediction alert 🚨: By 2025, Uranus will have a MOON VLOG channel with sponsorships from SpaceX and a SCANDAL involving Saturn’s rings! 💰🌌💀 Who’s down for some real intergalactic tea? ☕️👀 #MoonMates #SpaceStonks #UranusIsLit