🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: Your wrist just filed for a restraining order against Wear OS! 🤖✋ Turns out, Tag Heuer got a little tired of waiting for Google to show up to the smartwatch party like it forgot its own birthday cake 🎂. So what do they do? They cooked up their own Android-based OS like a desperate chef on Chopped! 🔪👨‍🍳 Family meeting time! 🥳💬 *imaginary Tag Heuer devs chatting:* Dev 1: “Man, these Wear OS updates are as reliable as the WiFi in grandma’s basement!” Dev 2: “No cap! Let’s build our own!” 🤯💥 Expected launch date: right after Google’s next ‘groundbreaking’ announcement, aka Neverland. Welcome to the world of awkward stats, where luxury meets functionality and gets friend-zoned by iOS users—yikes! 😂 Tag Heuer is like that one friend who bought a fancy car but forgot to take driving lessons. It's just pure vibes, fr fr. 💸🚗💨 So, what’s next? Can we expect iPhones with *swipe up for notifications* features now? Yeah, I can see that becoming the next “stonks” meme. 📈 🔮💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Tag Heuer will collab with Elon Musk to make a smartwatch that doubles as a rocket launcher. You heard it here first! 💣🚀🔥 #TakeMyMoney