🚀💰 Strap in, tech fam! Wealthfront, the financial advisor in a robot suit 🤖, is about to pop off with an IPO! Yeah, you heard right! 💸 They're flexing a net income of $60.7M on a casual revenue of $175.6M for H1 2025! That's some serious 🤑🍔 stonk energy right there! But let's be real, who needs human advisors when you can have a glorified calculator with a financial degree? 🤡💀 "Hey Siri, should I invest in more avocado toast?" 💔 #FinancialAdvice 😂 Leaked convo from a Wealthfront dev: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "So, we're just gonna pretend we aren't stealing people's hopes and dreams?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Nah, dude. Just call them 'automated insights' and watch them flock like moths to a glow-up." Meanwhile, other fintechs are losing their minds trying to keep up. This is fine. 🔥💩 So, what’s next? My prediction: Wealthfront's AI advisor will recommend investing in meme stocks by 2026, and we’ll all just be sitting around like, "Yup, that’s how we got here." 📈🌌 Based or cringe? You decide. Don't sleep on this, or you might miss the rise of the robo-financial overlords! 😱👀💎✨ #RoboRiches