🚨 STOP THE CAR! 🚗💨 Why are we still debating Waze vs. Google Maps in 2023 like it's a never-ending episode of "The Real Housewives of Navigation"? 😂🤷‍♂️ Here’s the tea ☕🔥: Waze is like that one friend who tells you to take a shortcut through a sketchy alley because there's a traffic jam—YOLO, amirite? 🚀 Meanwhile, Google Maps is like your overprotective mom, making you take the long route because "safety first." 💀 But let's be real, who doesn't love a good adrenaline rush dodging potholes and squirrels? 🤡 "Yo fam, ever heard of 'riding dirty' on Waze?" said an alleged dev source. "We just want you to dodge traffic like you're Neo from The Matrix." 🤖 But then Google Maps chimes in like Drake pointing: "Trust the process, fam! Stonks go up when you arrive on time." 💰📈 Honestly, who even cares about navigating when we can just teleport to our destination? But seriously, if your GPS isn’t plotting your course with a side of drama, what are you even doing? 🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google Maps will start offering a "Reality Show Mode" where users get to vote on which road to take live while Waze will just self-destruct because no one wants to take the bumpy backroads anymore! 🤯💥 Share this if you’ve ever felt like your GPS is trolling you! 😂🔄