🚦💔 *BREAKING NEWS* from the LAND of LEGACY and NO CAP: Waze is officially pulling the plug on updates for older Android devices! 😂📱💀 🛣️ **Translation:** Your phone from 2012 is about to become an ultra-expensive paperweight — all you can do now is GET LOST in a digital maze of failure! 🤡💔 But hey, at least you can reminisce about that sweet, sweet Google Maps “directions” feature you used back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. This is fine. 🔥 🔧 "Honestly, just get a new phone or go be a hermit in the woods. 😂" — some imaginary dev who secretly thinks he's better than us and just bought a Tesla 🕶️🚀 Meanwhile, Waze is over here acting like “Sorry, your device can’t handle this level of navigation fun. Stonks down for your poor life choices!" 🔻💰🤖 🤔 *Are we about to witness the rise of old-school maps?* Paper cuts and all? No cap, we’re just one “Vintage Navigation Style” TikTok trend away from it. 🌍💔🔥 Wait, hold up! *Predicts* by 2025, your GPS will just start saying 'good luck' and play sad music as you drive into oblivion. 🎶😱 *Welcome to the future, my friends!*