🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Say hello to Wayve, the London-based self-driving startup that's about to cash in BIG TIME! 💸💰🤖 They’re shakin’ hands with tech titans Microsoft and SoftBank like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 Sources say they’re hunting for a cool $1B to $2B, which basically makes them the hottest startup in the room, and not just because they’ve unlocked the secret to driving without anyone actually behind the wheel! 😱🚘 Financial Times is talking a fat valuation of $8 billion. That’s enough cash to fill Elon Musk’s Tesla wallet AND buy him a solid #1 spot on the “Project Runway” for tech overlords! 😂👖🔨 Leaked quote from a Wayve dev after their funding meeting: “Do you think we can make self-driving cars that also do TikTok dances? Asking for a side project. 💃🕺” And let’s be real, if they don’t have a feature where the car can *literally* bust a move, are they even trying? 🤔💀 In all seriousness though, this tech better not lead to an army of street-dancing cars taking over London! 🚀🔥 My hot take? If they pull this off, we might just see the first self-driving Uber that offers complimentary snacks. STONKS! 📈🍔 #WayveToTheFuture Get ready for those $8 billion vibes, fam! 🌌💥