🚗💨 Hey fam, so Waymo decided to bless us with *self-driving cars* cruising the highways like they own the place! 😂 Welcome to the future, where your ride is cooler than your mom's minivan—now with 100% less human! 🤖✨ So, Waymo’s rolling out these robo-chariots in San Francisco, Phoenix, and LA. Yep, that’s right! They’re ready to take you from a boring office meeting to eyeing the latest TikTok dances! 💃🕺 And can we talk about the liDAR on top?? Looks like your Uber's sporting a futuristic top hat for that extra flair! 🕶️🎩 But here's the kicker—no one knows how many of these bad boys *actually* hit the freeway. 🙄 They’re just like, "A growing number of public riders"—which sounds sus, like when your *friend* "definitely" knows a guy who can get you a discount on crypto mining rigs. Stonks? More like stonks that are stonksing themselves into oblivion! 📉💀 Imagine playing "Spot the Waymo" on road trips. 🙌 You could even create a drinking game: sip every time one honks at a squirrel. 🤪🍻 And mark my words: once a Waymo takes off with your snacks, it's a wrap—they'll be charging $100 for a ride to the corner store! 🚀🔥 If you ain't terrified of your car plotting against you yet, you might be in for a real horror movie twist! 👀👻 #Waymo #SelfDriving #ThisIsFine