🚨🧠 BREAKING NEWS: Waymo EXPLODES onto the streets of Denver and Seattle! 🚀💥 Say goodbye to your Uber driver and hello to robot road rage! 🤖💔 Now, when you’re 3 minutes late to your Zoom meeting, you can blame a car without a face 🏎️🤷‍♂️. No more awkward small talk, just you and your future overlord, sipping your overpriced oat milk lattes. 🥤💸 BUT WAIT! There's more—Waymo's got its googly eyes 🚨👀 on San José Mineta International Airport too! That means you can miss your flight to Cancun while a self-driving car plays ‘Miss You’ by The Rolling Stones. 📅✈️ "Everything is fine," said the Waymo devs, rubbing their temples in despair. (Leaked convo, I swear) Dev 1: “Dude, what if we put Waymo in airport shuttles?” Dev 2: “Stonks! 💰 But make them wear little pilot hats!” So grab your phone and prepare for a reveal of the *real* future of transportation: your social anxiety manifested in robotic form! 🤡 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, we’re all just going to be riding in VR headsets while robots argue over who gets to drive! This is fine. 🐶💥