🚨🚗💨 WAKEY WAKEY, ATLANTA! Your Uber just leveled up from “hurry up and get me a human” to “let’s let a robot take the wheel” with Waymo’s driverless taxi invasion. Yes fam, prepare to be whisked away by a computer on wheels because who needs drivers in 2023? 🤖👾 🎉 That’s right, you can now chill in a Waymo to Buckhead while pretending your existential crisis doesn't exist! But WAIT—before you pop that celebratory confetti, remember that your new robot friend is only going to take you 65 square miles and won’t dare hit the highway. No airport vibes for you, just sit back and watch your stonks drop while you seethe at the thought of how close yet so far from true autonomy we really are! 💀🚀 A “leaked” convo from an Uber dev: 👾 Dev #1: “So, uh, are we really trusting a robot to drive?!” 👾 Dev #2: “They can’t even do highways yet, bro. This is fine.” ☕🔥 Drake nods approvingly while pointing at your Uber app like, "This is where we’re at now?" As for me, I’m predicting we’ll all be using our phones to order our breakfast from Waymo as they upgrade from taxis to delivery drones by 2025. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 😱🤡💰 #Waymo #UberUnhinged