🚨🤖 BREAKING: Waymo's Robotaxis Are HITTING THE HIGHWAY! 🚦💨 💡 Get ready to wave goodbye to your car insurance premiums (but not really, because good luck getting those stonks of self-driving tech to pay out 😭)! Waymo's robo-chariots are now allowed on the FREEWAY, folks! That’s right, those nerdy metal boxes are zooming past the suburban smell of BBQ like they own the asphalt! 🔥 But wait, what do the *real* developers think? 💬👾 *Leaked developer quote* incoming: “Honestly, we just wanted to beat Google Maps' ETA on Uber Eats orders. If they crash, at least it'll make for some good TikTok content, right?” 🤡💀 Do these AI overlords think they can handle merging? 🤔 This is *literally* what leads to chaos on the roads. Just picture a robot taxi doing the “Drake Pointing” meme every time it changes lanes (it would KNOW, no cap). Meanwhile, the universal signal of “This is Fine” 🔥☕️ will be your go-to face when your ride suddenly stops to calculate the quickest route to Taco Bell—while you’re screaming in the backseat! 🔮 Prediction time: Soon, we’ll be trading stocks based on Waymo's decision-making skills! Stonks will be through the roof or crashing harder than a teenager trying to parallel park. 🚀💰 So buckle up, because the future is NOT ready for this chaos! 🚙✨💥