🚖✨ BREAKING: Waymo Just Got *Five More Minutes* in the Big Apple! 🍎💥 Hold up, fam! Waymo's robotaxis are getting a VIP pass to cruise through NYC until 2025. 🎉🗽 Time to update our calendars because the city's about to be a rollercoaster of driverless chaos! 😂🚀 But let's be real, folks: can we get a round of applause for the brave souls still riding the subway instead of risking their lives in a car that’s clearly powered by the “This Is Fine” dog? 😅🔥 #WaymoHustle #Stonks 💬 I can totally hear the Waymo devs chilling in a Slack channel: **Dev 1:** "Bro, imagine if these robots learn how to dodge potholes AND pigeons?!" **Dev 2:** "Pfft, they’ll just try to UberPigeon everyone, no cap." 🤖🦅 NYC is basically the ultimate test course for these droids—like a game of Mario Kart where everyone’s just throwing banana peels, but the robots can't even *see* the bananas! 🍌💩 Feel free to grab popcorn, because watching these metal boxes try to navigate Times Square will be comedy gold! 💰🤣 🔥🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2026, I predict Waymo will form a breakdance crew with their robotaxis, and we will be low-key vibin' while AI becomes sentient and starts the first cyborg *TikTok dance challenge*! 💀💃 #GetReady #WaymoDanceParty