🚗💨 Waymo is out here flexing like it’s the second coming of Elon Musk's wildest dreams, adding THREE new cities to its robotaxi kingdom! 🎉 Minneapolis, New Orleans, and Tampa — yeah, say goodbye to your Uber drivers as they cope and seethe watching their jobs vanish like that last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🍕🪦 Listen up fam, before you jump into those driverless chariots, Waymo's saying they’ll start with *manual driving*. So, basically, we're strapping a human behind the wheel like a baby sitting in a booster seat before letting the robots take over. 🤖👶 “It’s fine,” said literally no one. 🙈🔥 Imagine hopping into a Waymo in New Orleans vibing with some jazz, then suddenly realizing your driver is a computer whose only experience is binge-watching “Knight Rider.” 😅 How romantic! But the real tea? Developers are secretly gathering in dark rooms, tweaking code while chanting, "one day, we'll rule the streets," like some wild Hogwarts for tech nerds. 🧙‍♂️🚀 Prediction time: by 2025, Google’s going to be giving us automated delivery services via flying robot squirrels. Why? Because stonks, baby. 💰💸 #WaymoWoes #RobotaxiRevolution