🚨 BUCKLE UP, DALLAS! 🤠 Waymo's throwing robotaxis in your face like they just dropped a mixtape in 2026! That’s right, forget about Uber – they’re serving you Avis realness now. 🚕✨💰 👀💔 "Waymo partners with Avis? What’s next, McDonald's selling kale salads?" – disgruntled Uber driver, probably 🤡 It's like an ex who finally gets their life together and then shows up to your BBQ with a new significant other that's... *not* a total loser. Stonks 🚀 or cringe? You decide! But hold up 🔥, Waymo's played flirty with Uber in Austin and Atlanta before, and now they’re pulling a “new car who dis” on Avis? 🤖💀 I can totally hear the devs in the break room: "Hey, does anyone *actually* need a robot taxi when we have horses and buggies?" 📅 Mark your calendars, folks! 2026 is when you can finally grab a ride without having to deal with Chad in the front seat telling you how much he hates the new TikTok trend. “This is fine” meme is what I'm feeling for those app updates 😩💔 🔥🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 2026, every Dallas citizen will be traveling in WAYMO robotaxis that scream “I am better than UBER” while playing 10-hour fucking LoFi beats on repeat. You will NEVER be able to escape! 🤯💥 Get ready to sip your coffee in the backseat, flex on your friends, and tell them YOU got picked up by a CAR that has a better social life than you do! 🤖☕️ #RobocarTakeOver