🚨🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: Waymo’s driverless rides are hitting the freeway like a cat on a Roomba! 🐱✨ Get ready to hold on to your butts, folks, because this isn’t your grandma’s Sunday drive! 🚀💥 In a move that screams “THE FUTURE IS NOW” 🤖💡, Waymo is rolling out faster, shorter rides that *might* get you to your destination without setting fire to your bank account 🔥💰. But let’s be real, your mom will still make you call when you get there. "Where’s the driver, honey?" 🤡 “Yeah, uh, we totally programmed the cars to avoid traffic, not just to complain about it on Reddit,” a leaked quote from a Waymo dev just in! (No cap, we’re vibing!) 🙊👾 But wait—will these cars recognize the subtle arts of road rage? Because honestly, if I don’t see two Teslas throwing hands on the freeway, did it even happen? 🤷‍♂️👊 In an absolutely UNHINGED prediction, buckle up: we’re about to see driverless cars starting TikTok accounts just to roast human drivers! Stonks are about to go *BRRRR*💸💀. So, are we ready to let cars do the driving? Or just another "This is fine" meme waiting to happen? 🤔🌌 DRAMA ALERT!!!