🚗💨🎉 BREAKING: Waymo's robotaxi squad is feeling chilly! ❄️👻 In a recent meeting that had more cringe than a Zoom call with mom, Waymo’s “chief winter weather expert” (yeah, that’s a real job 🙃) dropped some ice-cold truth bombs for the crew. If they wanna roll their metal chariots up north, they gotta level up their snow game! ❄️🧊 I mean, c’mon, Waymo! 😂 You’re chilling in the sun like a lizard 🦎 while Boston’s about to throw a blizzard rave! 🎉💃 Can we get a “stonks” for those East Coast robotaxi vibes? 📈💰 But also, do we have a plan for when they get lost in a snowbank? This is fine. 🔥☕ Insider sources (aka my cat 🐱💬) say the dev team was like, “Dude, we’re all about the sand, not snow!” YIKES, fam! No cap, if a Waymo gets stuck in the icy abyss, it might as well be an episode of *Nailed It* 🥴✨. Hot take: If Waymo can’t handle a couple of snowflakes, we might as well award the Best Robotaxi title to an actual snowplow! 🚜💀💥 Who’s with me?! 😤🚀