🚀💥 Hold onto your smartphones, folks! Waymo just snagged a GOLDEN ticket to launch their *robotaxi* service at San Francisco International Airport! 🛬🦾 Yeah, you heard that right! After years of **"Can we? Can we? PLEASE?"** 🎮 like a toddler at a candy store, Waymo finally flexed and got that sweet, sweet “Testing and Operations Pilot Permit” 🤑💪. Mayor Daniel Lurie is like, “Welcome to the future, fam!” 😂👌 So, what’s on the agenda? Well, it’s a wild ride! Phase 1: Humans in the car to remind the bots what steering wheel is 😅. Phase 2: Bots driving into the void like “Uh-oh, is this fine?” 🔥💀 and finally, Phase 3: Those sweet, sweet dollar bills start rolling in as they open up for the public! 💰💪 Waymo’s got five cities in the bag, but only Phoenix could say “Catch flights, not feelings.” ✈️💕 Now it’s time for San Francisco to participate in the great robot *Kiss & Fly* experience... 🤖💋—literally, no cap, *don’t* get your hopes up! 😂 🚨🔥 Hot take: By 2024, we'll see a *Waymo vs. NASA shuttle service* competition and the robots WILL win. 👽🤖💀 Remember, folks: if your taxi doesn’t have Wi-Fi, are you even living? 💅💅 #Stonks 👀 So buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! 🤡🚖