🚗💼 **BREAKING: Waymo's Secret Plan to Take Over Your Office Commute** 💼🚗 Waymo just dropped a bombshell that has corporate drones buzzing like they just found the coffee machine WORKING. Introducing **Waymo for Business**: because why should employees get to ride in boring old SUVs when they can be whisked away in autonomous vehicles that are probably piloted by a glorified Roomba? 🤖✨ Here's the tea, fam 🫖: Waymo is serving up enterprise transportation like it’s the MET Gala of commuter services. Got boring monthly meetings? Nah, we’re getting self-driving cars to drop you off at the *coolest* lunch spots instead. 🚀🔥 You’ll be flexing so hard in that biz portal, your boss will think you’re some kind of tech wizard. 🧙‍♂️💰 But wait, there’s more! They’re testing in TEN new cities—like they’re playing the real-life version of Monopoly and just landed on Boardwalk. Is your city next? 👀🤑 Leaked convo from the devs: 🎤 Dev 1: "So, how do we convince people they don’t need to drive?" 🎤 Dev 2: "Tell them the car will be their new office mate. Also, it won't steal your lunch." In 2025, expect dissenting employees to be dressing like Elon Musk just to get a ride to their *virtual* meetings. Mark my words: **next thing you know, we'll be voting for President via self-driving car app**. No cap. 😱💀 #Waymo4Business #Stonks #ThisIsFine #DrakePointingToBirds