🚗💨 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam, 'cause Waymo is about to unleash a fleet of driverless whips in **five** (yes, *five*) more cities! 🤖💥 Get ready to embrace the sweet smell of *no human errors* (unless you count the programmers, lol) in Miami, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Orlando! 🌴🏙️ So, like, Waymo's doing this rad move where their cars are just gonna roll around without any passengers first. 😳 *"Just vibing on their own, collecting data,"* says one Waymo developer we totally didn’t make up, *"because why not? Who needs humans?"* 😭😂 And what’s the end goal? Just your average *robot taxi* that’s *11 TIMES* less likely to turn you into a hood ornament than your neighbor Dave who thinks he can drive after a 12-pack. 🍻💀 Drake's all like "Waymo, I'm not mad, just disappointed" while we remind him no one asked for *car pools without the pools*. 📉🚫 🚨Hot take alert🚨: By 2030, we’ll be living in a **“This Is Fine”** meme while our UberEats is just sentient robot snacks rolling to our door. *Goodbye, human drivers—hello, AI overlords!* 👑🚀🔥 SMASH that share button, fam, this chaos is TOO good to keep to yourself! 😂🤡