🛻💨🤖 **Waymo Just Caught a Major Vibe! Teen Accounts Are Here!** 💥😱 Hold up! Waymo just flipped the script, and now your teen can summon a robotaxi without a parental GPS tracking their every move! 🔥📲 This is basically the "cool parents" of the tech world, but also kinda dicey 🤔💀. Just picture lil' Timmy rolling up in a driverless whip like "BYE MOM, I'm off to find the meaning of life!" 😂💫 So here's the tea 🍵: Teens aged 14-17 can hop in these Teslas-on-steroids while parents get sent ride receipts faster than a teen's TikTok cringe dance vid. 💰👀 And get this - up to FOUR of their friends can join the party (smh, that’s a whole squad in a car that doesn't even need a playlist). But do we really trust a support team trained to "handle" our 14-year-olds? 😂 As if they won't just reply, “This is fine.” while sipping hot cocoa in their mom's basement! 🤡☕️ Future predictions? Watch out for the TikTok teen influencers doing car karaoke in robotaxis — "I AM the waymo king!" 🚀👑. And if we’re lucky, we’ll see Waymo employees posting on Twitter with the dreaded “please, no one let these kids have a license EVER” 🤣. **TL;DR**: Waymo's teen taxi service is a chaotic genius move 💯💥 but fr fr, we’re all just one viral TikTok away from robotaxis turning into the coolest game of ‘who makes it home first!’ Buckle up, fam! 🚀💥 #StonksInTheStreets