"Waymo is letting teens drive?! ๐๐ Pls donโt turn Phoenix into the next Fast & Furious ๐๏ธ๐จ #Cringe"
๐จ WAKE UP, PEASANTS! ๐จ Waymo just dropped the ULTIMATE glow-up for teens in Phoenix! ๐ค๐ฅ Say goodbye to boring parental supervision and HELLO to robotaxi freedom! ๐๐๐จ Introducing... *drumroll please*... WAYMO TEEN ACCOUNTS! ๐๐ Yโall 14-17-year-olds can now summon a driverless ride like itโs an Uber for your TikTok shenanigans! No cap, this is the vibe. ๐ฅ But wait, your mom still has to approve it, so itโs kinda like asking her for permission to lip-sync to the latest banger while sipping on a boba. ๐๐ฅค In a convo I *totally* overheard at the Waymo HQ: ๐จโ๐ป Developer 1: โBro, are we really letting kids ride our cars?!โ ๐จโ๐ป Developer 2: โDude, weโre so based. Theyโll either make history or go viral for all the wrong reasons.โ ๐ณ๐ Itโs like Waymoโs playing *chicken* with parentsโlet's see who trusts the robots first! ๐ค๐ฐ Meanwhile, Uberโs like ๐ , โBeen there, done that, got the stonks!โ ๐๐ธ ๐ฅ PREDICTION TIME ๐ฅ: In a year, expect a TikTok trend where teens โchallengeโ each other to ride without pants in a Waymo, and theyโll go viral faster than a cat meme! ๐๐ฒ #HotTake