🚨 WAKE UP, PEASANTS! 🚨 Waymo just dropped the ULTIMATE glow-up for teens in Phoenix! 🤖💥 Say goodbye to boring parental supervision and HELLO to robotaxi freedom! 🎉🚖💨 Introducing... *drumroll please*... WAYMO TEEN ACCOUNTS! 🌟👀 Y’all 14-17-year-olds can now summon a driverless ride like it’s an Uber for your TikTok shenanigans! No cap, this is the vibe. 🔥 But wait, your mom still has to approve it, so it’s kinda like asking her for permission to lip-sync to the latest banger while sipping on a boba. 😂🥤 In a convo I *totally* overheard at the Waymo HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Bro, are we really letting kids ride our cars?!” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Dude, we’re so based. They’ll either make history or go viral for all the wrong reasons.” 😳💀 It’s like Waymo’s playing *chicken* with parents—let's see who trusts the robots first! 🤔💰 Meanwhile, Uber’s like 😅, “Been there, done that, got the stonks!” 📈💸 🔥 PREDICTION TIME 🔥: In a year, expect a TikTok trend where teens “challenge” each other to ride without pants in a Waymo, and they’ll go viral faster than a cat meme! 🚀📲 #HotTake