🚗💨 **BREAKING NEWS: Waymo Goes Corporate! 💼** Hold up, fam! Waymo just launched *Waymo for Business* – like Uber, but if Uber had the personality of that kid who always brings a Rubik's Cube to the party. 🤓👾 Now employers, universities, and event organizers can put their employees in self-driving robot taxis instead of offering actual free coffee. 🥴☕️ Available in cool places like San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Phoenix, you can finally experience something less thrilling than binge-watching paint dry. Like, why not just rent a clown car? 🤡💀 🤖 "Honestly, we thought people would prefer robot rides over awkward small talk. Just wait till we can use them for Tinder dates," says a *totally real* Waymo dev (we checked, he had a cool hoodie) 😎🔥. But remember, friends: "This is fine" while your robot taxi *accidentally* drives you to the nearest McDonald's instead of your meeting. 🍔📈 So, here’s the hottest take: In 2025, we’ll all be too busy arguing over which robot taxi is the best spot to flex on social media! 🚀🔥💰 Stonks will be through the roof, but also, no cap, we’ll probably have to tip our cars. 🤖💸 Share this if your soul is as chaotic as this news! 😜✨