🚨BREAKING: Waymo Ridesharing Revolution Takes Over California! 🤖🚖💥 Listen up fam! 🤡 Waymo just got the *green light* to unleash its robotaxis across the Bay Area and SoCal! That's right, folks – no more Uber driver small talk, just cold, hard AI vibes all the way! 💸✨ 👀 Imagine this: You're chilling in the backseat of a Waymo, vibing to your favorite playlist, while a robotic voice softly reminds you, “This might not be what you ordered for 2023.” 😰 #ThisIsFine *Leaked conversation from a Waymo dev*: Dev 1: "So we can now drive in more places? Great! But how do we explain to the robot why it's stuck in traffic?" Dev 2: "Just tell it to use the 'stonks' strategy: buy low, get impatient, and flip out." 🤯📈 Drake would be pointing to the “NOPE!” option for anyone who thinks they can outsmart a robot. These cars might even try to dodge humans like they're in a Mario Kart race! 🏎️💨 🔥🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, human drivers will be the new endangered species – so if you see a Waymo zooming past, just know it's collecting data for when it eventually starts issuing parking tickets. #RobotApocalypse #WaymoQuoteMeBro 💀💣