🚗💥 *Buckle up, fam!* 🚥 Welcome to another episode of TechCrunch Mobility: Where the news is juicier than your mom's secret sauce! 🍅✨ So, *Waymo* just pulled a BIG Apple score—yeah, you heard that right! 🚀 🍏 They’re like the Drake of self-driving cars, and honestly, I’m here for it no cap! Imagine Waymo cruising around NYC while you're stuck in traffic like 🤡. Meanwhile, the only thing stopping them is your questionable Uber Eats order delivery time! 💀 And guess who’s dropping cash like it’s hot? *Nvidia* just threw a bag at *Nuro*—like, “Hey, little robot buddies, here’s some *stonks* for your autonomous delivery dreams!” 💰🤖 It’s basically the tech world’s version of that "This is fine" meme while the rest of us are wondering if AI will start taking our lunch orders... or our jobs. 🤷‍♂️ In the words of a *totally real* developer: “If Waymo doesn’t start delivering pizza soon, I’m throwing my laptop out the window! 🚪💻” *Pfft, same, bro!* 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, Apple will merge with Waymo and Nuro to launch “iDrive” — your new robotic chauffeur who also critiques your music taste! *Get ready for the chaos, people!* 😱🛠️ #TechGoneWild