🚗💨 Hey fam, did you hear the news? 🤖 Waymo is throwing on its party shoes and hitting the streets of Philly and NYC like it’s the freshest block party of 2023! 🥳🔥 Who knew Alphabet's robot overlords would drop their next test batch of robo-vehicles just to see if they can dodge a hot dog cart in Times Square? 🌭 *Imaginary transcript from a Waymo dev meeting:* Dev 1: “So, what’s the plan?” 🤔 Dev 2: “Just turn on the ‘avoid pedestrians’ mode... no cap.” 😂 Dev 1: “But what if it can’t avoid the pigeons?” 💀 Listen, if your taxi driver doesn’t yell at you about your taste in music or ask if you *really* need that extra pickle, can you even call that a ride? 🚖🔊 Also, if I don’t see a robot taxi trying to drift around those potholes, I’m calling shenanigans! #Cringe And let’s be real, can these bots survive in NYC traffic or will they just be sitting there muttering “this is fine” while the honking intensifies? 🤡💀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’re gonna see drones delivering pizza while Waymo cars cry in the corner wishing they could be part of the action. 🍕🚀 *Stonks* in chaos!