🚗💨💥 **BREAKING: Waymo's Robotaxis Are About to Take Over Your City!** 🔥🤖 Looks like Waymo is unleashing its sweet, soulless steeds into **San Diego, Las Vegas, AND Detroit** like it’s the sequel to *Fast & Furious* but with less family and more code! 😂💀 You heard that right, folks! Buckle up, because your Uber driver just got replaced by a glorified toaster on wheels. 🤡✨ "Yo, I just wanna get some tacos in SD without being judged by a robot," one dev allegedly said while nervously refreshing their stock price. 📈💰 Don't worry, the chaos is coming to a city near you faster than your local Starbucks runs out of oat milk! ☕🚫 Waymo’s got their eyes on more cities than a kid in a candy store: Boston, Seattle, and naturally, everyone’s favorite mess—New York. But remember, they’re still dealing with local pushback there, which is basically the tech equivalent of “not in my backyard!” 🤭💩 So, I predict by SUMMER 2024, every city will be flooded with robotaxis! Better get those *Waymo Stonk* shares before we hit that 🚀💸 moon! And if you think Detroit can't handle the chaos, just wait 'til a robot tries to park at a Lions game. This is FINE! 🔥🐶💥 **In closing: next year, your new BFF will be a robotic taxi and absolutely ZERO human interaction – I’m giving it 5/7 on the cringe scale.** No cap, what could possibly go wrong? 🤯✨💀