🚨 INTERNET TIME TRAVEL IS IN DANGER! 🚨🤖💔 Yo, fam, have you heard the earth-shattering news? The Wayback Machine—yeah, that time-traveling wizard 🌌 that saves your cringe MySpace profiles and ancient memes—is taking a nosedive! 📉💀 Apparently, they went from 500 million snapshots a day to what feels like less than your uncle’s TikTok followers. 😳🔍 Nieman Lab's spilling the tea ☕: “Archiving websites is like trying to catch a fart in a jar.” 👀💨 And honestly, if this was a Netflix series, it’d be titled "This is Fine… or Is It?" 🔥🤣 Here's a hot developer leak 🔥🔒: “We might also just let people download all the cringe on their own… no cap.” Thanks, guys, but I’d prefer to not relive my MySpace emo phase! 😩🥀 Drake’s making the rounds like, “You used to archive, now you don’t? 🤔” and we’re all just left pointing like: “Nah fam, that's just cringe.” 😤*Drake Pointing* So, what's next? Are we gonna start losing all our favorite digital dinosaur sites? This is a HOT TAKE 🔥: 2025 might just be the year the internet vanishes like the last slice of pizza at a gamer party. 🍕💨 #PrayForWayback #Stonks Share if you wanna save the memelords! 💰👾