🚀💰 HOLD UP, FOLKS! We’ve got a spicy tidbit hot off the tech grill: Wave Function Ventures just hoisted $15 MILLION like it’s a trophy from the Hunger Games 😂🏆. This deep tech fund, fueled by none other than Jamie “I used to engineer rockets” Gull from SpaceX, is out here flexing like it’s leg day every day! 💪🔥 In a world where the only thing deeper than the ocean is your ex’s issues, Jamie's already making nine investments! 💀💸 He’s basically the Thanos of funding—collecting those Infinity Stones one startup at a time! Stonks going UP, but is it all just cope? 🤔📈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I just woke up one day and decided to fund anything that sounds like a sci-fi movie." - Jamie probably, after one too many energy drinks. 🥤 Meanwhile, while we're out here living our best cringe life, thinking 2+2=5, companies are trying to convince us they can literally read minds with their next ‘deep tech’ app. 🤖💻 🔥Hot Take: In five years, we’ll ALL be investing in "mind-reading" tech, and anyone caught using a calculator will be canceled! #GalacticDegen 💫✨ 📢 SHARE this sizzling news before it cools down! 🌊🚀