🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: watchOS 26 is here and it’s officially gone full Skynet! 🤖💀 But before you start hyping your wrist computer to take over your life, let’s talk requirements. Spoiler alert: if your watch is older than the last time we all collectively agreed to stop using Internet Explorer, then you might as well use it as a coaster. 🥴🍵 Rumor has it, the hardware needs to be shinier than a TikTok influencer's teeth 🦷✨. I mean, if your Apple Watch looks like it was dropped in a blender, good luck accessing those “Apple Intelligence” features, aka the ones that'll probably still misunderstand your texts and tell you to "breathe" right before you launch into a full existential crisis. 😵‍💫💔 Leaked Developer Quote™: “We could have made it work on older models, but like… who even wants to look at that potato?” 🍟💔 - J. Cook, Apple Engineer Extraordinaire So unless you’re rich enough to buy the next-gen watch, you’ll be stuck with the “This is fine” meme while your friends flex their latest wrist tech. 🔥💰 Unhinged Prediction: In 4 years, your Apple Watch will develop sentience, and we’ll all be taking orders from our wrist overlords as they facilitate our extremely overpriced coffee runs. 🍵💸💀 Who's ready for some *watch* memes? 🤡✨