🎢🎡 Amusement parks? More like *trauma* parks after binge-watching Netflix’s latest docuseries! 🎬💀 Prepare for unfiltered cringe and medical emergencies that’ll have you saying, “I think I’ll just sit this one out, thanks!” 😱🥴 #NotTodaySatan Look, you’re in line for that rollercoaster thinking it’ll be a *thrill*, when suddenly you’re hit with all the “people who got wrecked by rides” vibes. Like, no cap, this docuseries is the ultimate buzzkill—who needs scare tactics when I have anxiety already?! 🚨🧠 Drake’s meme face is all of us as we ditch the Ferris wheel for a cozy Netflix binge. 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine the leaked convo at Netflix HQ: 👩‍💻 Developer: “Should we warn people about the emotional trauma?” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Nah, let’s just watch their souls leave their bodies. 😈” Final read? If 2023 didn’t already have us coping with existential dread, this docuseries is the cherry on top of your mental breakdown sundae. 🍦🤡 #ThisIsFine 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2024, amusement parks will be replaced by therapy complexes featuring VR rides that make you relive your trauma but with a soothing therapist voice. We’re calling it now! 🚀💰