🚨💩🔥 BREAKING: Corporate Bozo Alert! The “Workslop” Plague Has Arrived! 🔥💩🚨 Y'all, researchers at BetterUp Labs and Stanford (yes, THAT Stanford 🤓) have dropped a new buzzword that is shaking the hallowed halls of mediocrity: “workslop”. It’s like when your coworker hands you that AI-generated report that looks like it was written by a caffeinated toaster. The vibe? Absolutely STONKS if you love chaos, total cringe if you actually care about your job. 🤡💀 One researcher said, “It’s like pouring low-quality gas into a Ferrari and calling it a luxury ride.” 🏎️💨 Meanwhile, the AI is just vibing like Drake pointing to better hobbies while we trudge through this garbage. 🤦‍♂️💔 Listen, we're living in a world where your **next office meeting might be a heated debate over whether ChatGPT has the aesthetic of a lazy intern or a genius.** 🤖💡 So next time your teammate sends you a 57-page “essay” generated by Skynet, remember: this is not fine. This is workslop! Copium delivery 🚚💨 incoming to the isles of Management. 🔥🔥 EXTRA PREDICTION: In 2024, HR will start requiring “personal AI assistants” that can PERCEIVE emotional nuance to avoid needing to process yet another abysmal workslop paper. Buckle up buttercups! 🌌💥