⚽️💥 THIS JUST IN: Jose Mourinho is make his “Return of the Jedi” to Stamford Bridge, and you KNOW it’s gonna be juicier than a ripe avocado 😱🥑! The Chelsea Blues are set to face off against Benfica, and let’s just say, the stakes are higher than your 3rd cup of caffeine at 3 AM 🍵💪! Ten years? That's longer than my last relationship — and I am NOT here for that level of cringe! 😂💔 Mourinho's got the vibes of “I’ve seen some sh*t” while Benfica fans are just vibing like “this is fine” with their decade-long hotspot for English Ls 🔥🤡. Take your couch potato self to that livestream! No cap, grab your snacks, full send that delusional hope, and watch Chelsea try to turn “we’re a mid-table team now” into “stonks” 📈🚀! *Leaked quote from a Chelsea dev* – "We’re just trying to keep it PG for our fans; lots of 'bending' the rules going on" 🤖💀. In the end, if Mourinho pulls out a last-minute goal, we’re all gonna be like Drake pointing at the winning ticket 🍕🏆. 🔥🔥 Hot Take: This chaos ends with Mourinho dancing like it's 2010 and everyone’s left yelling “next week’s match will be more lit!” Be ready for that. 💯💀🤯